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Words of Faith and Devotion by His Holiness Mendez XXVI
Blessed be the Bomb Everlasting . . . to whom alone we may reveal our inmost truth, and whom we shall serve all our days in peace. Amen.
Blessed be the Bomb Everlasting . . . to whom alone we may reveal our inmost truth, and whom we shall serve all our days in peace. Amen.
For it is written that, in the First Year of the Bomb – the blessing if the Holy Fallout descended from above . . . and our people built a new City in the blackened bowels of the old.
We are the Keepers of the Divine Bomb; it is our only reason for existence. We are the only reality in the Universe. The Bomb is a Holy Weapon of Peace. Blessed be the Bomb.
Now it is my duty to warn our Citizens of an immanent attack by the Apes who thrive upon the surface. We have caught some of their hideous scouts; they are stupid, brutal, violent animals. It was obvious they would eventually make war upon us. Now it appears the Apes are marching on our city,
We are a peaceful people. Our weapons are mere illusion. Traumatic hypnosis is a weapon of peace, like the visual deterrent and the sonic deterrent. Yet we are defenseless against the slobbering, monstrous, materialistic apes. The stupid animals do not have the brains to handle our illusions.
Therefore we have no defense left, except our Bomb. Praise be to the Divine Bomb. I vow in the name of the Almighty Bomb to do whatever is necessary.
I call all our people to high sanctuary. Let there be a public thought projection at adult and infant level: adults to the Cathedral, infants indoors.
Blessed be the Bomb, and the Children of the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
Therefore we have no defense left, except our Bomb. Praise be to the Divine Bomb. I vow in the name of the Almighty Bomb to do whatever is necessary.
I call all our people to high sanctuary. Let there be a public thought projection at adult and infant level: adults to the Cathedral, infants indoors.
Blessed be the Bomb, and the Children of the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.