Greetings and the blessings of the Lawgiver be with you my Simian Brothers and Sisters.
Today’s sermon is about the power of true Faith against the forces of Darkness, as I begin by bringing you news of the invasion of the Forbidden Zone lead by our great leader General Ursus and accompanied by our stalwart Minister of Science and Chief Defender of the Faith Dr. Zaius.
General Ursus then sounded the advance, and our Army came upon the ruins of an ancient city partially buried in the sands of the dessert. Just before the scout departed with this news, the Army had discovered a subterranean passage and was proceeding with the attack against the ungodly inhabitants of that evil place. General Ursus was reported to say that those responsible for the abomination vision would pay with torture and with death, and so it should be for all enemies of God’s chosen.