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Words of wisdom from Minister and Defender of the Faith Dr. Leviticus.
Greetings and the blessings of the Lawgiver be with you my Simian Brothers and Sisters.
Today’s sermon is about the power of true Faith against the forces of Darkness, as I begin by bringing you news of the invasion of the Forbidden Zone lead by our great leader General Ursus and accompanied by our stalwart Minister of Science and Chief Defender of the Faith Dr. Zaius.
Greetings and the blessings of the Lawgiver be with you my Simian Brothers and Sisters.
Today’s sermon is about the power of true Faith against the forces of Darkness, as I begin by bringing you news of the invasion of the Forbidden Zone lead by our great leader General Ursus and accompanied by our stalwart Minister of Science and Chief Defender of the Faith Dr. Zaius.
A gorilla scout has returned with injured soldiers, and has reported to the Citizen’s Council. He described the Army’s first encounter with the strange unknown forces that dwell in that barren God forsaken area. As they were about to advance the attack, the army encountered a truly hellish scene of a great wall of fire, and amid the fire rows of crucified gorilla scouts. Suddenly the towering image of the Lawgiver appeared in the sky, and to the horror of all around, began to bleed.
This is where the power of true faith in the face of fear was manifested. Just as panic began to spread, the brave Dr. Zaius declared the sight a vision, and a lying vision at that, and rode forth into the midst of the horror. The vision faded, and Dr. Zaius proclaimed the false vision was over. Truly the good Dr. Zaius is filled with the spirit of faith and the blessing of God, so that he could not be deceived. It is indeed a lesson for all apes.
General Ursus then sounded the advance, and our Army came upon the ruins of an ancient city partially buried in the sands of the dessert. Just before the scout departed with this news, the Army had discovered a subterranean passage and was proceeding with the attack against the ungodly inhabitants of that evil place. General Ursus was reported to say that those responsible for the abomination vision would pay with torture and with death, and so it should be for all enemies of God’s chosen.
General Ursus then sounded the advance, and our Army came upon the ruins of an ancient city partially buried in the sands of the dessert. Just before the scout departed with this news, the Army had discovered a subterranean passage and was proceeding with the attack against the ungodly inhabitants of that evil place. General Ursus was reported to say that those responsible for the abomination vision would pay with torture and with death, and so it should be for all enemies of God’s chosen.
We apes are an honourable and spiritual race, we have lived always in a state of innocence, and therefore it is our Holy duty to destroy anything that dares to contaminate this sacred state, be it Human or some other creature. Oh Almighty God, in the name of your great prophet, our Lawgiver, give your blessings to our Army and its mighty leader, and give strength to them that they may smite the unholy enemies of all apes in your Holy name.