LINK TO PREVIOUS SERMONS
Words of wisdom from Minister and Defender of the Faith Dr. Leviticus
Greetings again my Simian Brothers and Sisters, May the blessing of The Lawgiver be with you now and forever.
As I write these words, our great army, headed by our mighty leader General Ursus, and accompanied by Minister of Science Dr. Zaius, has departed on their expedition into the Forbidden Zone. With their banners held high, they have gone forth in the name of the Lawgiver, for the glory of God, and for the sake of all Apes. Our prayers go with them.
Words of wisdom from Minister and Defender of the Faith Dr. Leviticus
Greetings again my Simian Brothers and Sisters, May the blessing of The Lawgiver be with you now and forever.
As I write these words, our great army, headed by our mighty leader General Ursus, and accompanied by Minister of Science Dr. Zaius, has departed on their expedition into the Forbidden Zone. With their banners held high, they have gone forth in the name of the Lawgiver, for the glory of God, and for the sake of all Apes. Our prayers go with them.
It was with a feeling of great pride in my heart that I beheld their march out of Ape City. The event was nearly marred however, by a disgraceful protest of a small group of so-called “pacifist” chimpanzees. Chanting “peace” and “freedom,” these misguided youngsters blocking the procession were quickly removed, and the expedition continued on their way.
Let me conclude today’s sermon with the words I spoke at the official benediction ceremony preceding the departure of our brave gorilla troops:
O God, bless, we pray You, our great army and its Supreme Commander on the eve of a holy war undertaken for Your sake, and grant, in the name of Your Prophet, our great Lawgiver, that we, Your chosen servants, created and born in Your divine image, may aspire the more perfectly to that spiritual Godliness and bodily beauty which You, in Your infinite mercy, have thought fit to deny to our brutish enemies!
So be it.
O God, bless, we pray You, our great army and its Supreme Commander on the eve of a holy war undertaken for Your sake, and grant, in the name of Your Prophet, our great Lawgiver, that we, Your chosen servants, created and born in Your divine image, may aspire the more perfectly to that spiritual Godliness and bodily beauty which You, in Your infinite mercy, have thought fit to deny to our brutish enemies!
So be it.