I need feminism because women should determine my tastes, interests, and attitudes.
I need feminism because I want to negate my masculine self.
I need feminism because I want my son to feel bad about being a male.
I need feminism because I want to have much less sex.
I need feminism because I now know to apologize to her when I orgasm.
I need feminism because I want men's professional sports leagues festooned in pink.
I need feminism because I need to ignore prostate cancer as that is a male issue. I must think “mangina”.
I need feminism because I need to have all discussions turned into self-esteem seminars where women's lived experience and feelings must be articulated.
I need feminism because I want to sit in seminars at school where I can listen to women share their experiences of oppression and subjugation without any reference to the course material we paid to cover.
I need feminism because I want to be accused by white, educated, middle to upper middle-class women that I speak from a position of privilege.
I need feminism because without it I would have never known that 'microaggressions' are pervasive and sexist. My assumption, you see, was a microagression.
I need feminism because I was not cognizant of the many 'triggers' embedded in my casual speech and behaviour. I must be sensitive to those who may be reminded of their trauma(s) of which I bear no responsibility. I recently learned that clapping is a trigger for anxiety. Feminist jazz-hands!
I need feminism because I have overlooked the persuasive power of narrow-minded ideologues.
I need feminism because I have to cease subjugating women by breathing.
I need feminism because it provides further possibilities for mockery.
I need feminism because without it, I would have never discovered MGTOW. Thanks ladies.
I need feminism because in order to love a women these days I need to hate myself.
Herr Doktor
I need feminism because I want to negate my masculine self.
I need feminism because I want my son to feel bad about being a male.
I need feminism because I want to have much less sex.
I need feminism because I now know to apologize to her when I orgasm.
I need feminism because I want men's professional sports leagues festooned in pink.
I need feminism because I need to ignore prostate cancer as that is a male issue. I must think “mangina”.
I need feminism because I need to have all discussions turned into self-esteem seminars where women's lived experience and feelings must be articulated.
I need feminism because I want to sit in seminars at school where I can listen to women share their experiences of oppression and subjugation without any reference to the course material we paid to cover.
I need feminism because I want to be accused by white, educated, middle to upper middle-class women that I speak from a position of privilege.
I need feminism because without it I would have never known that 'microaggressions' are pervasive and sexist. My assumption, you see, was a microagression.
I need feminism because I was not cognizant of the many 'triggers' embedded in my casual speech and behaviour. I must be sensitive to those who may be reminded of their trauma(s) of which I bear no responsibility. I recently learned that clapping is a trigger for anxiety. Feminist jazz-hands!
I need feminism because I have overlooked the persuasive power of narrow-minded ideologues.
I need feminism because I have to cease subjugating women by breathing.
I need feminism because it provides further possibilities for mockery.
I need feminism because without it, I would have never discovered MGTOW. Thanks ladies.
I need feminism because in order to love a women these days I need to hate myself.
Herr Doktor