Thank-you for your recent consideration and thoughtful meeting on Thursday last. It is a rare occasion, indeed, that our efforts could be focused on some of my more salient features given our already heavy agenda. For that, I am sincerely grateful.
However accurate and meaningful these motions were, I felt it necessary to speak out of turn (that is, without group consensus) and share with our readers some of the characteristics of the DSC. Please not think of this a retaliatory measure. No, not at all. Rather, this is a celebration of our group characteristics and dynamic. Please accept it in the spirit of fellowship.
1. The average age of the DSC is 71yrs.
2. The DSC thinks the past is meaningful and cowers from the present.
3. The DSC is secretly fans of TV evangelicals.
4. The DSC embraces the WWE as the pinnacle of artistic achievement.
5. The DSC understands dumpster diving as an art form.
6. The DSC has only twice been beyond the Perimeter Highway.
7. The DSC believes the Beaver to be the scourge of the Canadian wilderness.
8. The DSC thinks the X-Files was a documentary series.
9. The DSC sees FOX News as gospel.
10. The DSC suffers from erectile tissue dysfunction.
(The debate continues HERE)