( ___insert ethnic group here___ ) WRAP
- 4 10-inch whole wheat, glutten-free, corn, enriched flour tortillas or slab of lettuce for the rabbits.
- 3/4 cup feta cheese, crumbled. Yes, save some money....crumble it yerself. Any cheese will do if you prefer. Except Kraft cheese spread shit...that will fuck everything up.
- approx 16 cherry tomatoes, sliced in half
- 1/2 red onion, sliced thin
- 1 small yellow squash, sliced or anything yellow really.
- 1 cucumber, diced or anything green and watery really.
- 10 black olives, sliced and nothing else that is black...really.
- 2 tbsp balsamic vinegar or red wine vinegar or any "flavoured" vinegar
- 1 tbsp chopped fresh parsley, basil and/or marijuana
- 2 cloves garlic, minced (yes 2. Don't be afraid)
- 2 tsp olive oil
- 1/4 tsp salt
- 1/4 tsp tabasco, franks hot or any other kicker you got.
- Meat is an option. Sir Omnyvore enjoys various fleshy, dead animals in most meals and encourages the incorporation of some pre-cooked, you-cooked chicken...at the very least. You know how to cook a chicken breast, don't you?
In a medium bowl, combine all of the ingredients...except for the tortillas, dummy. Let stand for 20 minutes, stirring occasionally.
Drain off liquid and divide salad (and meat) mixture among the tortillas (or lettuce leaf thing). Fold bottom of tortilla partially over filling and then roll up. At this point, shove it into your face and try not to choke.