As reported earlier on the DSC, the DSC News Bulletin Services has uncovered a disturbing food borne sickness that has resulted from the Smith Street Party hotdogs. Now being referred to as the " Linda Blair Food Poisoning" incident, several people have fallen ill early this evening with symptoms that include large amounts of green vomit and low grunting noises.
Partiers were seen shoving several hotdogs at a time in their faces and while it would seem the green vomit malady could be caused by a bacteria, it is actually just the result of piggish overeating. Health officials have warned people that the best thing to do is let the over gluttony run its course through excessive puking and moaning. People are additionally warned that "free hotdog" is not always a good thing and not to think the illness is the result of anything demonic, spiritual or accursed. Demonic Forces were blamed when a North Kildonan family that partook in the downtown festivities had only one frame of reference for green puke.
The "Linda Blair Food Poisoning" seems to subside after a few vomits and several clothing changes. Let us not stain the entire event with pea soup, presented below are a few Smith Street Block Party 2014 Pics to remind us of the back alley that rocked on a Summer Sunday in Downtown Winnipeg!
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