(Earlier Cyberspace Artifact HERE)
Me:
50 yr old dad
Married and divorced twice
Educated professional but unemployed
Slim and fit
Near vegan
Alcoholiste and recreational drug user
Left of centre politically but repulsed by hippie and hipster culture
Does not shop for entertainment
No interest in decorative aesthetics, women’s clothing or their pop culture
You:
Female 35-50 yrs old
Slim (not overweight, obese, tubby, plump, fat or portly-not even slightly)
Fit
Must be healthy, no disease or prone to cramps, headaches or migraines
Vegetarians ok, no carnivores please
No history of mental illness or emotional issues
If you are subject to mood swings then fuck off
Ethnicity not important but no traditional values
No nest builders or those focused on family
No religious or spiritual respondents please
New-agers especially unwelcome
If you think puppies, kittens and babies are cute, keep it to yourself
Must be able to engage and sustain conversation that does not focus on feelings or your personal self-esteem
No TV watchers especially “reality” tv
Must be free of affectations, pretentiousness or snobbery
Comfortable with blood sport, horror movies, B grade cinema, sci-fi, manga, graphic novels, anime, visual art and related aesthetics
You are willing to accept men for who they are rather than who you think they should be
You do not consider yourself morally superior to men
You live in your own dwelling, no roommates
Your own circle of friends
Can solve your own personal problems and make decisions
If you have courage and exercise independence of thought and, you are in no need of companionship but would like some, you are encouraged to respond
Herr Doktor
(More Cyberspace Artifacts HERE)
Me:
50 yr old dad
Married and divorced twice
Educated professional but unemployed
Slim and fit
Near vegan
Alcoholiste and recreational drug user
Left of centre politically but repulsed by hippie and hipster culture
Does not shop for entertainment
No interest in decorative aesthetics, women’s clothing or their pop culture
You:
Female 35-50 yrs old
Slim (not overweight, obese, tubby, plump, fat or portly-not even slightly)
Fit
Must be healthy, no disease or prone to cramps, headaches or migraines
Vegetarians ok, no carnivores please
No history of mental illness or emotional issues
If you are subject to mood swings then fuck off
Ethnicity not important but no traditional values
No nest builders or those focused on family
No religious or spiritual respondents please
New-agers especially unwelcome
If you think puppies, kittens and babies are cute, keep it to yourself
Must be able to engage and sustain conversation that does not focus on feelings or your personal self-esteem
No TV watchers especially “reality” tv
Must be free of affectations, pretentiousness or snobbery
Comfortable with blood sport, horror movies, B grade cinema, sci-fi, manga, graphic novels, anime, visual art and related aesthetics
You are willing to accept men for who they are rather than who you think they should be
You do not consider yourself morally superior to men
You live in your own dwelling, no roommates
Your own circle of friends
Can solve your own personal problems and make decisions
If you have courage and exercise independence of thought and, you are in no need of companionship but would like some, you are encouraged to respond
Herr Doktor
(More Cyberspace Artifacts HERE)